My plan for the trip was simple. I had seven days and a whole lot of Italia to see. I was to arrive in Milan (courtesy of my dirt-cheap 60 euro round trip Ryan Air ticket) really early on my first day, see Milan for the whole day, take the train to Modena, meet my aunt and stay with her family for the night, go to Venice the next day, figure out where to spend the night, go to Firenze the next day, figure out what to do, go to Pisa the next day, once again, figure out what to do, go see the Tuscan country-side the day after that (I was thinking along the lines of the film setting of "Under the Tuscan Sun") figure out where to spend the night, then go to Rome, spend about two days there and fly back to Paris. Voila! Seven days! Oh, and I had only about 200 euros on me to do all these and I had no credit card. I have no idea what I was thinking then.
But I was 23 years old and I didn't give a damn. I was at that ridiculously optimistic stage in my life where I thought that if I could imagine it, how could it not happen?
So the day before my Italy trip I went and took the Metropolitain to Paris-Porte Maillot, where the buses going to Beauvais airport depart. I had a pre-dawn flight to Milan the next day and figuring where the hell in Porte-Maillot the bus terminal is in that ungodly hour does not fit into my beautiful plans. So I went around Porte-Maillot and found the terminal (which is nothing more than a parking lot on Boulevard Pershing). I read on the internet that i must take the bus that leaves 3 1/2 hours before my flight, so needless to say, I had to leave Ninon's apartment very VERY early.
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| From The Silken Backpack |
So the next day, remembering Ninon's instructions on how to get to the stop of the Night Bus going to Porte-Maillot (that was bus N151 and N153), I set off to the streets of Paris at 3 in the bloody morning (and this is not even the posh 24/7 safe side of Paris, this was in Anvers, right smack in between the sexodrome-lined streets of Pigalle and the immigrant-populated neighborhoods of Barbes, right under the nose of the colorful hill of Montmarte). I can't remember walking more briskly in my life. I put my game-face on (which is basically my "I'm a murderous Asian girl, don't you dare mess with me" face) and headed off in the direction of Gare Saint-Lazare (which just sounded to me like Gare Salazar). Only problem was, the wheels of my luggage collided heavily with the rough cobble-stoned side walks of Paris and I left behind this KATAK-KATAK-KATAK sound in my wake that just reverberated off the centuries-old buildings that were clearly not built with the word "sound-proof" in mind. I was now afraid of having people heaving bulky items at me from their apartment windows for waking them from their sleep.
I finally got to Gare Saint-Lazare but soon as I saw the bus stops, I knew I was screwed. There were just too many bus stops and I was stumped. I knew exactly the bus number I had to be on but I had no idea which bus stop it passes by. I had less than 10 minutes before the bus I was supposed to take leaves and I walked frantically back and forth, checking the signs on each stop. I loudly cursed myself for being idiotic enough to not check this before hand. Why the hell did I take the Metropolitain the day before when I knew full well I was going to take the bus?! Suddenly I saw the bus I was supposed to take pass me. I whipped around and ran after the bus, willing it to pause by the next bus stops. But it didn't. It kept on going and going and poof! It was gone. Curses in about 5 different languages flew out of me before I calmed myself down to consider my options. The next bus was gonna come in about 20 minutes, but by then I would arrive in Porte-Maillot in less than the 3 1/2 hours required time pre-flight. I finally decided to just take a cab, figuring I would end up wasting more money if i miss the flight altogether than if i pay the exorbitant Parisian cab-fare.
So I hailed a cab, my first in Paris, and told the driver in my best imitation of a French accent "Pohr Mahlloh, seel vu pleh" Miraculously, the driver nodded and off we went. But of course, that was too easy! What the hell? So ever the ridiculous worrier, I decided not to take the chance of ending up in some street called "Pohlloloh" or some thing, I wrote my destination down and showed it to the driver. He nodded "Oui, oui!" and smiled. Hah! Stupid Tourist! Bleh!
I ended up paying 7 euros for the cab, when I could have just paid less than one for the bus, but it became worth it the moment we passed by Champs Elysees. I've never seen the avenue at dawn, when it was not quite so infested with gawking tourists and Parisians who hated the gawking tourists. The entire avenue was bright with the thousands of lights hanging off the countless trees lining the long street. The Arc de Triomphe looked magnificent and it just took my breath away. It was at this moment that I felt what it was like to be in Paris (since my EQ-deficient self has been missing it the past 3 weeks).
In no time at all, we arrived in Porte Maillot, I tore down the parking lot, hoping to catch the bus when I was met with a long line, apparently, the bus was going to be delayed for almost 40 minutes but it's no problem because the people at the airport knew and we would still be able to catch all our flights. I felt like a balloon being deflated. Damn it! I could have just taken the next bus from Gare du Nord! Now, I am officially down to 193 euros. Shiiittttt....
But no use crying over spilled latte, so I just stayed in line, shifted in the January cold, smoked more cigarettes than i dare count and finally got on the bus, handed over my 14 euros and settled in for my trip to Beauvais.
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| From The Silken Backpack |
I got to the airport in no time flat and I got myself buckled down onto my plane seat with no incident. I took a moment to remind myself of where I was, where I was going and all that implied. I was going to ITALY Baby!
P.S. Because I was going through this in a mad rush, I wasn't able to take proper photos. The photos in this entry all came from the net. Apologies... Forgiveness






















